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Firefighters Turned Away From Exclusive Nightclub Blaze

July 23rd, 2008 at 2:04 a.m.

While the firefighters were reportedly saddened by the sight of 63 people burning to death, on the way back to the firehouse they agreed the club was probably just full of stuck-up bitches anyway.”

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